Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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