So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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