i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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