Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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