Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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