That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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