Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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