Your face is a jimmy john
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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