11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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