you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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