Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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