I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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