I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
