Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
