he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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