windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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