Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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