? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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