Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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