Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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