and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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