he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
