i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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