please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I won't apologize to a one balled man
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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