Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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