I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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