coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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