just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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