On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you never un-have a 4some
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