She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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