Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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