She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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