Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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