Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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