Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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