Are we in a gay sports bar?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If I die, sorry about rent.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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