I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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