Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm having to shit out rocks
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize