You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
