Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
ok first of all what the fuck
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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