Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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