so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
