i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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