nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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