OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
third nipple confirmed
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize