i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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