So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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