went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Sorry about my life...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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