Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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