you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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