i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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