Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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