It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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