Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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